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dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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(via human)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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kanyewesticle:

i cant believe its been 50 years since 50 years ago

(Source: kanyewesticle, via laughed)

asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano, via zaynsbro)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via analish)

rowdyroughgirl:

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"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

this show needs all the awards

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it