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dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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imightevenfly:

princessmoran:

my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”

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flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

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tyleroakley:

incredible

tyleroakley:

incredible

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via laughed)

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

(via laughed)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via laughed)